Balderdash you say? I don't blame you one bit, because that is the perfect word for things today.

Research? Yes, research. And I might even do the stupid little crossword that I do every morning while doing the research. Multi-tasking. It's good for you.

6 weeks from now I'll be drinking a diet coke on the deck of Panache looking out over Neptune's Treasure on Anegada.

Who is going to sail to these places - - Norman Island Cooper Island Leverick Bay Anegada Trellis Bay Lee Bay Jost Van Dyke Peter Island Why, I think the Beloved Captain G. Piecost and his Faithful Crew will.

The day is coming for fuckface to get it right in the face, and he is going to regret all that he did. It will be gruesome to say the least. In fact, I might not even wait. There must be things I can do right now. Fuck you in the fuckface, you fuck.

Someone is gonna GET IT RIGHT IN THE FUCKFACE AS SOON AS I MOVE TO HAWAII. IT WILL BE BRUTAL, AND HE WILL REGRET ALL THAT HE HAS DONE IN HIS ADULT LIFE.

Gotta get some sealer. I am not sure Thompson's Water Seal is gonna be good enough. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and get the epoxy stuff that will definitely do the job. Traveling Wilburys are on Pandora right now.